anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

(via everyday-im-mugglin)

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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(Source: mrssaberhagen, via fakehouseresidentt)

basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

(Source: basedgosh, via hotboyproblems)

verticulars:

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

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